MEXICO — Ed Sheeran and Macklemore have reportedly traveled to Mexico to smoke 5-MeO-DMT together in an ambitious attempt to resolve their high-profile disagreement over Israel and Palestine by dissolving their egos under the direction of a self-described Bufo Priestess from Dallas.
The musicians’ relationship has reportedly become complicated by their differing public approaches to performative activism, with Macklemore becoming increasingly outspoken in support of Palestinian rights while Sheeran has faced mounting backlash for being a mid industry plant.
Rather than engaging in an uncomfortable conversation like ordinary people, sources say the pair decided to take the disagreement directly to the astral realm.
“They realized there was no point arguing about geopolitics and genocide when they could simply experience the fundamental unity of all consciousness in a spiritual bypassing kind of way,” said one retreat facilitator.
Psychedelic industry analysts point out that this is actually a prime example of the broader politics of the psychedelic industry in its current state; don’t actually solve any big issues, but do a bunch of drugs using them as a pretext.
The ceremony reportedly began with both artists agreeing that Robert Kraft is a piece of shit before agreeing to disagree that this particular psyop they’re caught in the middle of is worth the hassle.
Sources say the musicians eventually reached a profound realization: neither of them was prepared to surrender their position, but both had successfully surrendered their sense of self.
Following the ceremony, the pair allegedly hugged, cried, and agreed that humanity needs peace. They then immediately resumed arguing about Israel and Palestine.
Retreat organizers reportedly described the experience as “an enormous breakthrough for 5-MeO brand recognition.”
As of press time, the musicians were reportedly considering a second ceremony.
This time, with ayahuasca.